I just wanted to bring up a brilliant way of getting money back into the local economy. Lets place a tax on horn use on vehicles! If we can require units to be designed and placed in vehicles from now on that transmits the number of times a horn is used and sends the owner of the vehicle a bill in the mail, we can all enjoy more conversation, bird songs, quiet time, and whatnot.   I guess where does the tax money go? That should be up to a vote. How about the county where the the vehicle is registered? I think this is a great way to make a lot of money for people who don’t use horns as a pillow! Don’t you hate the people who just lay on their horns because its just there in front of them? I don’t think it would be much of an issue to drivers who actually used it in an emergency situation. Like, whoa, I saved that guy’s life and it cost me 50 cents! I think it would highly outweigh the negatives. It has to be something that couldn’t be tampered with, registered and such, but people are tracked all the time in ways they don’t even know, so who’s with me!? I think that’s it for now. Ride safe, watch out for doors, mirrors and always use hand signals.  Oh, and give that bike a nice tune, lube and tire fill. It makes it work like its supposed to so you might actually like riding a bike.

Yours Truly, Brett the triker.